Anak ka ng Porn Star!

Act 1 Scene 1: nag sshopping kami ng nanay ko sa sari sari. Endless search for a cocktail dress for my grandma's 70th b-day...

Ako: I wanna look conservative...

Nanay ko: hay nako darling, with your body... anything you wear will make you look like a porn star.

The Eff!!!